Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Damn victory sex feels great
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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