took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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