This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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