Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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