I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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