whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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