sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.