Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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(302): View more from Delaware

I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i got excepted to unl lol

(402): View more from Nebraska

You mean "accepted".

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.

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(417): View more from Missouri

When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.

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(917): View more from New York City

What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.

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(281): View more from Texas

We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.

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(727): View more from Florida

We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.

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