Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.