no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Boobs speak an international language.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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