i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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