Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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