That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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