i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fuck appropriateness.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
