cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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