Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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