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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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