There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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