my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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