Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The beer is more important than you right now.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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