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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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