i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
the liver wants what the liver wants
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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