On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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