I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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