I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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