I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She's the barista slut.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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