i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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