check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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