Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
sex in a hospital.. check
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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