butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her vagine was all disorganized.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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