So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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