This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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