Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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