I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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