And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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