I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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