everyone is single if you try hard enough
I don't think brook has ever known best
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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