I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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