remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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