Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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