Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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