My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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