There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This is the high leading the old right now
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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