forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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