she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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