dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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