I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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