just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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