Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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