I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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