I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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