its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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