I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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