If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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