I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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