do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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