if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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